perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
life goals: to be able to do the kim kardashian eye roll thing
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
Maybe cinema’s finest moment.
Fuck I said the same thing yesterday.
Tyler Seguin on being able to come back that quickly after his injury.
Perfect boys are perfect. Bergy is a saint.(via winestainedlife)
i’m only a morning person on december 25th
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear