my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
I didn’t need to experience such intense feels.
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
*mushu voice* MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP AND USING THE CAMERA APP ON HS PHONE CORRECTLY
That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
I do not for a millisecond think we’ve seen the end of that conversation. Though I don’t know if we’ll get to see it on screen.
Sam the Cat with Eyebrows and a Permanent Worried Face
You’ll have to excuse this unrelated reblog. I have just never laughed so hard I almost swallowed my hair
oh my god
- Teemu Selanne, recalling good friend and teammate Paul Kariya’s first All-Star game, which they both played in. (via hockey-time-machine)