Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
Boromir cuddling Hobbits because why not.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME
OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT
OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!
HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX
HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT?
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future